Yippie-Ki-Yay Motherf%ker Ranger Eye Patch

YIPPIE-KI-YAY MOTHERF%KER – MINI RANGER EYE PATCH*

Welcome to the party, pal. Inspired by the ultimate Christmas action classic, this Die Hard–fueled Ranger Eye is built for those who handle business barefoot, outnumbered, and under pressure. Molded in premium 3D PVC, it delivers bold attitude in a compact, low-profile size that still hits hard.

Perfect for your EDC pouch, plate carrier, sling, or pack—because sometimes the message needs to be loud even when the patch is small.

Now you’ve got a machine gun… ho-ho-ho.

Size: 1.25”